A: Sometimes I have to wear people down.
Ever since transfering to my new office building I have wanted this lamp. It sat in a department that never used it, in fact they hated it. Knowing this, I saw an opportunity to make it mine. Knowing how much I wanted it, they were going to make me work for it.
The person making me work the hardest tried to convince me that he needed it to prevent aliens from reading his thoughts (he's tall enough to make this work) + I told him I would buy a roll of foil or help him tie a hubcap to his head. Hum...
I spent the next month asking each person in the department if I could have the lamp + finally one person said, "YES! TAKE IT! do you need me to drive it to your house????"
So there it is. I know that I often make it look like things just fall into my lap, but that is not always the case. Sometimes it's a matter of being
tenacious + convincing someone that there are portable devices that can prevent aliens from reading their thoughts.
p.s. I love lamp.